Sniffing the air…
grains / m³ · 75× Atlanta Dramatization
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About the numbers. Pollen data comes from Open-Meteo, a free, open-source weather API. We then multiply their numbers by 75 to more accurately reflect the spiritual reality of springtime in Atlanta.
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About the accuracy. The pollen counts shown here are estimates derived from a third-party atmospheric model and are not certified readings. For official, NAB-certified Atlanta pollen data, visit Atlanta Allergy & Asthma. We are a joke website. They are the real ones.
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